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There are 2 girls in heaven

There are 2 girls in heaven first girl:

how did you die 2nd girl: well i froze

everything waz really cold but then

it got warm how did u die first girl:

well i was sure my husband was

cheetin on me so i came home early

from work one day and he was sittin

on they coach watchin t.v. but i was

so sure i ran around the house and

checked inb closets and underbeds.

then i had a heartattack 2nd girl :

well if you would have looked in the

freezer we both would have been

alive!!!!

Posted By: Chupa Marlo
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Posted By: Deepak singh

You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.

"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.

"No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"

Posted By: Fuddu Chand
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Posted By: James Thomas

You Big Tomato

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Posted By: Fuddu Chand
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Posted By: James Thomas

XXX Blondes

Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it.

Posted By: Fuddu Chand
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Posted By: James Thomas

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